And yes, I'm a porn star. Check me out at .MyGirlFund. It's free to join and free to chat with sexy ladies like me! ;)
So what is my philosophy in life? WWAPSD-- It's as simple as that. What would a porn star do. This is the question I ask myself when I want a slice of cake, when I want to go to bed without removing my makeup-- and when I'm tempted to get a pedicure. A pornstar gets the pedicure and skips the cake. It's all about pampering myself in the right way-- and self-discipline. Believe me, it's the best diet there is. :)
'Diet' is a misleading word, though. This isn't about something as superficial as food. This is a way of life, a philosophy. My body is a temple, and it must be worthy or worship.
Start thinking about yourself this way. You are someone who is worth getting paid to see. You are a goddess.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Every Porn Star Needs Amazing Boobs
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Monday, May 3, 2010
What Would A Porn Star Do?
Let me explain the philosophy behind this statement. It's not meant to be promiscuous or dirty; it's meant to be motivation to get the kind of body I wouldn't be ashamed for everyone to see naked.
When I want a big ol' slice of cake, I think to myself, Would a porn star do that? The answer: Nope. When I want to get into bed at the end of the day without doing sit-ups or applying cocoa butter, I ask myself, What would a porn star do? A porn star would suck it up, do sit-ups and Kegals and jumping-jacks, wash the makeup off her face, use teeth-whitening strips and a face mask, AND apply the goddamn cocoa butter before bed. That's what a porn star would do.
As a girl, I was a competitor in beauty pageants, and I wanted to be a model. So why not What Would a Beauty Queen Do? Or What Would a Model Do? This is because of the answer to those questions: Starve. To be a model, you must be sickly. To be a porn star, you must not. The reason for this is simple: Models want to look good to other girls. Porn stars need to look good for men.
And men are evolutionally programmed to be attracted to what is healthy and if impregnated will produce healthy, surviving children. It sounds banal, but most human behavior is simply the result of survival of the fittest, and species-propagating behavior is what survives the test of evolution. So men like healthy women: Curves, glowing skin, white teeth, shiny hair. All signs of good health in the days of cavemen.
In the modeling industry, bones must be visible, skin must be either fried or vampirish, and eyes are sunken. I really don't know why this self-destructive emphasis on starvation is what survives in the modeling world or what that means to evolution, but I do know: I've been there. And it's not what I want to be.
So that's why I want to look like a porn star, not a model or a beauty queen. Tell me it's dirty and wrong, but it's healthy.
When I want a big ol' slice of cake, I think to myself, Would a porn star do that? The answer: Nope. When I want to get into bed at the end of the day without doing sit-ups or applying cocoa butter, I ask myself, What would a porn star do? A porn star would suck it up, do sit-ups and Kegals and jumping-jacks, wash the makeup off her face, use teeth-whitening strips and a face mask, AND apply the goddamn cocoa butter before bed. That's what a porn star would do.
As a girl, I was a competitor in beauty pageants, and I wanted to be a model. So why not What Would a Beauty Queen Do? Or What Would a Model Do? This is because of the answer to those questions: Starve. To be a model, you must be sickly. To be a porn star, you must not. The reason for this is simple: Models want to look good to other girls. Porn stars need to look good for men.
And men are evolutionally programmed to be attracted to what is healthy and if impregnated will produce healthy, surviving children. It sounds banal, but most human behavior is simply the result of survival of the fittest, and species-propagating behavior is what survives the test of evolution. So men like healthy women: Curves, glowing skin, white teeth, shiny hair. All signs of good health in the days of cavemen.
In the modeling industry, bones must be visible, skin must be either fried or vampirish, and eyes are sunken. I really don't know why this self-destructive emphasis on starvation is what survives in the modeling world or what that means to evolution, but I do know: I've been there. And it's not what I want to be.
So that's why I want to look like a porn star, not a model or a beauty queen. Tell me it's dirty and wrong, but it's healthy.
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